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I wrote this for someone,it no longer has any value or sentiment or meaning to it.

I just feel good when i read it,

I remember writing this when i was in LOVE and was SOBER:),

Its my best work till DATE:)
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She exhale's the universe upon her lungs,

She wake's the angels with the stroke of love…

She's wordworths' Lucy….

Keats' Fanny

Napoleons' Josephine...

Le petit Chou de Mon roi...;)
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Kickin Down the Cobble Stone...

Its one of those rare rainY days here…
Im feeling lonely and cold, I wish you were here, right next to me, loving me.
I can feel your kisses going on my neck, holding you tight, your eyes looking into mine…

I can feel the whispers in the room, the smell of perfume in the air and candles laid out on
the floor., I feel intently passionate…

The clouds are thick; the rain heavy, its been raining all evening...my room becomes our own little kingdom.
A carefree paradise, where love is in the air, a world where everything is possible as our bodies become one. Our souls come together..

Passion filled hearts and dreams OUR dreams….

Drops of water from the clouds, fall like drops of love on us...

I wish I could kiss you..right here.
Your lips on mine.... we cruise down the highway of love……..
I wish it never ends, this dream of mine.

120 miles per hour

"The love you make is equal to the love you take, but it doesn't always come back at you from the same source.".....

I ran as fast as i could and sat in my car,i buckled up,I didn't even have time to pant.

I could barely clutch on to my keys,my hands were trembling,i managed to turn my car on.I had no time to think,i stepped on the pedal,she roared,I did not look back,i sped into the horizon,too scared to turn back,I wished she would jus take off,my car was my soulmate,she's witnessed many of my moods,what i'd do without her?!

After driving mindlessly for 90 mins i stopped,i turned around,there was nothing.

I realised i was running from my past,my past coouldn't catch up with me,but i know i can't keep it away for long,i heard a voice say in the evilest of tones

"you can run,but you can't hide boy!!!"

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Ive Smoked weed,Ive tried pot,ive been stoned and i LOVE whiskey on the Rocks..

I love grass,I mow my lawn every week.

I've tried the best of cheese,seen my share of sleaze,

Im charming when i ought to be and most often witty when i ought not to be.

I know my wine and my vices well,ive seen Peaks and ive seen troughs,

I've built castles on my peaks and dug tunnels in my troughs,

Im not a pagan,im not a beast,im a comman man.. i am ME!!

Aham Brahmasmi

**aham Brahmasmi:"I am God." Famous phrase often repeated in the Upanishads. In this ecstatic statement of enlightenment, "I" does not refer to the individuality or outer nature, but to the essence of the soul which is ever identical to God the Supreme Being.

Star Spangled Tiranga!!!

I like Indians,I like Americans.... But When it comes to Indian Americans,Hmmm!!!!

I met this Guy the other day,He was about 35+ Born and Brought Up in Not So singara Chennai,He's Been in the US for About 12 Plus years....I noticed a remarkable Change in the Attitude and accent of this guy!!Here are a few examples of How these "Wannabe" Peeps make a total JACKASS of themselves!!!

My Aunt came up to me the other day,She this
"IM TOTALLY AMERICAN,But indian by birth types"who drinks
"DOUBLE BAWILED wadder"(Double boild water)...
She came up to me and and very innocently asked me,"where's mount road? I forgot where it is,is it still there?
"This is when the Blood pressure in my body jus RISES,all the way to the sun"
Well,It in the same place for the last 45 frickin YEARS!!! We jus change names every year,We BUILD new roads once in five years before the elections!! She forgot where mount road is!! Sheeessh People!!"

I met this other freak..I had a MEEDING(MEETING) with him,I was late!! He called me on my cell phone ,this is how it went.

He said " Doood,Im Waiting in the Laaby "

"Wtf is a LAABY man?!"

He said "Laaby as L.O.B.B.Y"..

I forgt the wannabe flu caught him!! Americans might call it Laaaby ..we dont do that here brother!

Freak # 3 :"DO you think i can get a Kaaal cab here "
"a CALL CAB?!?!"

"jEEEZZZ one more Freak show! "

"we get these YELLOW CABS in New York City! "
"We have these YELLOW AUTOS in chennai CITY!!,U bloody freak "

MAn these PEOPLE JUS GET ON MY B@L#S ..AHHHHHH!!!!!

SoUnD Of SiLeNcE

Have you EVER stopped listening to your FAVORITE song,Cause it once was the FAVORITE song of your NOT SO beloved ex gal?!?!

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege"..
Well,im a sentimental superstitious fool... i can't help it!!

"You're an Ars$%&#e!!!" She told me..
My colleague has an uncanny ability of putting me down with finesse.

I realised that i havent listened to a LOT of songs coz i've been stupid.

Here's a List of songs which are on my not so popular list:

1) Turn me on-Kevin Little
2)Unna Vida-Virmandi
3)Ninaithu Ninaithu -7G Rainbow Colony
4)Half Light-Athlete
5)Fuzon-Saawan Beeto
6)Maria-Blondie
7)Ennai Pandhada-Ullam Ketkume...

THese are good songs.. but jus can't Fu%$#^ stand them Anymore.. jus brings back a lot of good Memories,Memories,which shalll always be memories,i dun want a Tsunami of Memories.. i'm very happy with Life right,i got the best of everything a guy could ask for,i'm a whiner,but iu have nuthing to whine about...

The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten....
im bloggin after a long time and i came up with something sooo gay!!!

No offense to the "GAY PEOPLE"im sure you u LIKE what ur DOING!!

360 Days to Infinity

Hamara Kal..Hamara Aaj..Hamara kal...hamara aaj.

Buland bharat ki .....buland tasveeeerrr............
Hamara BAJAJ.. HAMARA BAJAJ....

Do you remember this advert?! the chetak scooter?!This is one of my all time favorite adverts..

Days when people "WAITED" to watch their favorite Adverts.

I decided to write about this after i saw this big hoarding on the road for the new ford fiesta it read :THEY CAME THEY SAW..they went fida!!!

What the hell is FIDA?!"I came, I saw, I conquered." wasnt that a line by Julius Cesar?!?!Made in abt 47 bc?!?!?This is not repacking those lines! this is a rip off!!! a cheap rip off?!?! the people at the company had to rip off a line from Julius cesar?! and the boss approved it!!

Maybe this is how it goes... A big carmaker gives u whopping deal... u hire a few Nincompoops,spend loads of dosh on them,get a big star in the advert..surf the internet..steal lines from great peeps..Add words like "FIDA"to it and Actually SHOW it to ur boss..who approves it!! way to go !!!
Buland Bharat ki buland tasveer, Hamara Bajaj. then the new ad which featured all the bikes from the bajaj stable ,the bikes avoid running over the rangoli!!!An Advert in which a man gives lift to an old lady at a bus stop,when there's a HOT gal standing there..Adverts like these are not great concepts..simple day to day things packaged well... and these adverts make u feel good at times :).
There was this advert Cadburys i think, ONE ball,Six runs and the batsman scroes and his wife runs into the fld,dodging the guard,and goes on her knees,and this guys covers his face in embarassment...And the line goes "Kya Swaad hai...Zindagi kaaa".. and another unforgatble ad i like is the Moods Condom ad... The Ye Kya Hua song! Wow.. Its so difficult to sell a condom ad in india,and its even to difficult to sell it with SOME erotic scenes.. but this was a a soopar job done by i dont know who..but Hats off to that team!!




PS:Before i go,i saw this poster,this was a poster by a leading condom manufacturer this is what it read
If you are a user of our competitor's products
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY :)

B.E.E.R

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a Bottle!
~ Dave Howell

Beer,Bier,bière,μπύρα,birra....
Asterixs' Magic Potion,
The Secret Ingredient in Popye's Spinach :P

Beer, the common man's cabernet Sauvignon.....

I love this drink and wanna write about it... but i kinda have writers block...

I need beer to write about beer.... CHEERS..time out!!!

Ill write more,my ideas are just brewing!!!

Obituary

What else should I beAll apologies.What else could I say?!?!


Hey i'm sorry i dint mean to Hurt you or be rude this morning,

its jus that people and priorities in my life have changed and since u dont fit in either of those categories and the fact that i dontl love you and the fact that i am trying to move on and the fact that WE WILL NEVER happen again is a little too Mind boggling.. I KNOW SHIT HAPPENS!!Thats why i said im feeling very uncomfortable to talk to you.. either we were in love or we had "convienient" Relationship..i dunno..that bothers the shit outta me.. i wanna avoid all that.
Im doing this for us..LOL!!!

Las palabras salen cuando entra el vino...now Consigamos acostar !!!

ThE nIgHt AfTeR

Whiskey the elixer of Christmas cheer!!!! The Magic potion when consumed from a crystal glass puts a glow in a man’s heart… the Divine Nectar that makes you feel like god!!!

Whiskey takes you back in time…turns your world into a black and white photograph…. Bringing back those romantic moments that you’d thought would stay on for ever, but were over when her cell phone rang, and her ol man’s number flashed on the screen…

Hmmm…a time of innocence can see the past and ur future thru a glass of Whiskey..

The folks are here… all set to play. The ROOM filled with the usual Saturday night hordes…. sometimes as bad as the hordes of the Great Genghis Khan…

The flavor of the peat..and the spirit gets you inebriated…slowly…jus the way it has to be.
You dance.ur body sways with the music,whisky brings out the best in every man!!!
Pleasantly drunk now.A few drinks away from barfing ….
The music suddenly sounds better………louder… faster…

The room is filled with people..who move like you..u can see em all there ,wannabes..Potheads and drunks swoon. The biggest drunk croons with the music..(Whiskey dsnt make ppl do that) .

The morning after, it looks like a battlefield, GALLIPOLLI revisited, Neanderthal caves looked better im sure…Bar stools shaken…but not stirred… Men an women huddled up in corners..

Men with women whose names im sure, slipped with the night…

Time to get home now… I need black tea..

This blog is dedicated to Ms.Pooja Ashok ...Cheers to you Ma'am!!!

You will Always get the Best of me....

COMING SOON.......