Star Spangled Tiranga!!!

I like Indians,I like Americans.... But When it comes to Indian Americans,Hmmm!!!!

I met this Guy the other day,He was about 35+ Born and Brought Up in Not So singara Chennai,He's Been in the US for About 12 Plus years....I noticed a remarkable Change in the Attitude and accent of this guy!!Here are a few examples of How these "Wannabe" Peeps make a total JACKASS of themselves!!!

My Aunt came up to me the other day,She this
"IM TOTALLY AMERICAN,But indian by birth types"who drinks
"DOUBLE BAWILED wadder"(Double boild water)...
She came up to me and and very innocently asked me,"where's mount road? I forgot where it is,is it still there?
"This is when the Blood pressure in my body jus RISES,all the way to the sun"
Well,It in the same place for the last 45 frickin YEARS!!! We jus change names every year,We BUILD new roads once in five years before the elections!! She forgot where mount road is!! Sheeessh People!!"

I met this other freak..I had a MEEDING(MEETING) with him,I was late!! He called me on my cell phone ,this is how it went.

He said " Doood,Im Waiting in the Laaby "

"Wtf is a LAABY man?!"

He said "Laaby as L.O.B.B.Y"..

I forgt the wannabe flu caught him!! Americans might call it Laaaby ..we dont do that here brother!

Freak # 3 :"DO you think i can get a Kaaal cab here "
"a CALL CAB?!?!"

"jEEEZZZ one more Freak show! "

"we get these YELLOW CABS in New York City! "
"We have these YELLOW AUTOS in chennai CITY!!,U bloody freak "

MAn these PEOPLE JUS GET ON MY B@L#S ..AHHHHHH!!!!!

SoUnD Of SiLeNcE

Have you EVER stopped listening to your FAVORITE song,Cause it once was the FAVORITE song of your NOT SO beloved ex gal?!?!

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege"..
Well,im a sentimental superstitious fool... i can't help it!!

"You're an Ars$%&#e!!!" She told me..
My colleague has an uncanny ability of putting me down with finesse.

I realised that i havent listened to a LOT of songs coz i've been stupid.

Here's a List of songs which are on my not so popular list:

1) Turn me on-Kevin Little
2)Unna Vida-Virmandi
3)Ninaithu Ninaithu -7G Rainbow Colony
4)Half Light-Athlete
5)Fuzon-Saawan Beeto
6)Maria-Blondie
7)Ennai Pandhada-Ullam Ketkume...

THese are good songs.. but jus can't Fu%$#^ stand them Anymore.. jus brings back a lot of good Memories,Memories,which shalll always be memories,i dun want a Tsunami of Memories.. i'm very happy with Life right,i got the best of everything a guy could ask for,i'm a whiner,but iu have nuthing to whine about...

The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten....
im bloggin after a long time and i came up with something sooo gay!!!

No offense to the "GAY PEOPLE"im sure you u LIKE what ur DOING!!

360 Days to Infinity

Hamara Kal..Hamara Aaj..Hamara kal...hamara aaj.

Buland bharat ki .....buland tasveeeerrr............
Hamara BAJAJ.. HAMARA BAJAJ....

Do you remember this advert?! the chetak scooter?!This is one of my all time favorite adverts..

Days when people "WAITED" to watch their favorite Adverts.

I decided to write about this after i saw this big hoarding on the road for the new ford fiesta it read :THEY CAME THEY SAW..they went fida!!!

What the hell is FIDA?!"I came, I saw, I conquered." wasnt that a line by Julius Cesar?!?!Made in abt 47 bc?!?!?This is not repacking those lines! this is a rip off!!! a cheap rip off?!?! the people at the company had to rip off a line from Julius cesar?! and the boss approved it!!

Maybe this is how it goes... A big carmaker gives u whopping deal... u hire a few Nincompoops,spend loads of dosh on them,get a big star in the advert..surf the internet..steal lines from great peeps..Add words like "FIDA"to it and Actually SHOW it to ur boss..who approves it!! way to go !!!
Buland Bharat ki buland tasveer, Hamara Bajaj. then the new ad which featured all the bikes from the bajaj stable ,the bikes avoid running over the rangoli!!!An Advert in which a man gives lift to an old lady at a bus stop,when there's a HOT gal standing there..Adverts like these are not great concepts..simple day to day things packaged well... and these adverts make u feel good at times :).
There was this advert Cadburys i think, ONE ball,Six runs and the batsman scroes and his wife runs into the fld,dodging the guard,and goes on her knees,and this guys covers his face in embarassment...And the line goes "Kya Swaad hai...Zindagi kaaa".. and another unforgatble ad i like is the Moods Condom ad... The Ye Kya Hua song! Wow.. Its so difficult to sell a condom ad in india,and its even to difficult to sell it with SOME erotic scenes.. but this was a a soopar job done by i dont know who..but Hats off to that team!!




PS:Before i go,i saw this poster,this was a poster by a leading condom manufacturer this is what it read
If you are a user of our competitor's products
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY :)