Men want a marriage and women want guarantees - knowing men these days, it’s the least women can do to protect themselves.

I got the following email after a 2 week break from a 'I don't want to talk to you ever!’ kind of conversation from my girlfriend to which I have added my interpretation in brackets.


Rules for the boyfriend (fiend maybe?!)!!!


Rule 1: Never go to bed with an unresolved issue (Say she's right!)

Rule 2: Stick to the issue at hand. (Don't talk about her, agree to what she says)

Rule 3: Never use personal attacks. (Jus shut up!)

Rule 4: No shouting, throwing things or crying (Make her understand that men are drama queens too, we choke too!)

Rule 5: No logging off or hanging up or throwing a fit. (Hell hath no fury than a woman’s scorn, so I realized when my girlfriend honked outside my house at 2 am to ensure I didn’t leave her side until the issue was resolved)

Rule 6: Notwithstanding anything mentioned in Rule 1, an overnight break can be taken on mutual agreement. (She might dump you!).

Rule 7: In case if the fight is getting from bad to worse, then things are to be conveyed in a different way, a sober way.(Don't you EVER talk back.)

Rule 8: In case if one passes some inappropriate statement then, he/she can apologise then and there, the other one doesn’t hold on to it, will let it slide.(IF she says something out of line, don’t you dare bring it up EVER, if you have done it, God save you!)

Rule 9: One is allowed to hug between fights.(Completely surrender and use it wisely).

Rule 10: The boyfriend needs to follow all the above rules always! (Aye aye ma’am, do I have a choice?!)

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Anamika

'I love you' she said, I know she meant it. I had goose bumps EVERY time she said it. The weirdest feeling would creep over, a good weird feeling I could not understand and I did not want to.

Life just causes so much confusion, a friend of mine told me yesterday ''life dint cause any confusion, you did !!! '', the thing is, I'm writing this and I want to blame life and I will ! Why?? Why because I'm the station master!!!! That's why.

Anyways, I miss being missed by her, nothing to do with attention seeking but generally!

I have this unique talent of complicating the simplest of things and the simplest of relationships and problems into a tidal wave!! Ask why?? BEcause... That's ME.

I can make people who love me to hate me and the people who hate me to love! What's the use?? No use. I end up blogging like this!

You're not there to kiss, you're not there to hug,you're not there when I'm eating mutton chukka!

I don even feel like eating MC anymore!

Hey now I'm an all star, get the game on.. heyyy!!!!!

pureeee fiction

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4 drinks down, 3rd session in 2 days, 3 things one can think of:
1)Money
2)Women
3)Her

Money I don't have,Her I'm not getting or shes doesnt want me, my problem is money and her, I'd rather focus on what I can get than what I'm not getting.

Let's say, I miss a girl, when I had her or rather when she had me, this weren't the rosiest(read I was a dick) and suddenly I realized that's she gone and my gut feeling tells me that she might never come back!

From a happy drunk, love or the lack of it pushed me at supersonic speed to a habitual drunk, I drink to hide the fact that miss her, I think of her when I'm drunk.

Let me see, everyone has insecurities and I was rather gifted,I must say, god gave me insecurities and weaknesses,.
Well, I'm not the person who can handle both .

Songs remind me of you, dramas remind me of you and prettty much everything reminds me of you!

I miss you

Perso, Mistet,Втратили fuckin lost!