"To you i'm an atheist,to god,i'm loyal opposition" Woody Allen

Last week i had a vision; It had the White Angel, the Lights, the WORKS!!

This like winged thingy called out to me, he was carrying a white cloth,

it was a sheet,and it had names I think!I was a bit peeved, I said its 2:30 am, and you better have a good explanation for waking me up at this hour!

And turn off those lights for Christ’s Sake!! 'Nay, he said!He said I have a list of people, who hate god, and he read it out, and my name was not on it!I said, ok!! Now what’s the big idea?

I bitch about god all day and my names not in the list?This vote is rigged, I said!

The angel immediately pulled another List, now cut the crap out, what the hell is this?

He read out my name, it was on the top!:) Whoa cool I said, im on the top!He said this of list of people whom god HATES!I was surprised, i thought god loved his children?!

And i looked at the Angel;the little damned thing was sticking his Tongue out at me and was giving me the FINGER!!!I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ANGEL DO THAT, NOT EVEN IN SOUTHPARK!!!!!!!!!And he had a personalized message for me from god,

He said the LORD CALLED ME A SON OF A...DEVIL!!Damn you! I said.

I need to get to work tomorrow. Get lost and turn those damn lights off and that lousy Mozart symphony u got playing in the back...HEY!!!!!!!!!! Who turned out the lights...

PS: I Swiped the concept from Leigh Hunt!!