Monday, January 23, 2012

Nulla Dies Sine Linea

Whisperings of a lost soul

The daily boodha walks and talks wisdom.

In him sleeps a powerful animal and restless animal. Where does god go to when he's confused? God is omnipotent,omnipresent and pretty much all the omnis!

Is it a sin to be brilliant? How does it work? Does god need luck? Does luck need god?

So much to write! So much to say!

Grass in green! Who needs green?the world needs more grass.. Wrap em up I say!!

Whishperings of a lost soul ..

yalla!

Rich or poor, strong or weak,every man,when beaten,fights back!
Its called being human.

When a man get's beaten down in love,business or generally, he needs to stand up and fight back. You may not win, you may not lose but one needs to get up and stand !

Life as I see it,is like a desert and we are like the bedouin,we wander all our lives looking for something, the elusive oasis or the promised land.

It may be days or months or even years before you find it but once they do,the Bedouin become settlers,the settlers become communities and the communities become kingdoms.

The once humble children of the desert become rulers of the land!

All of us need to find the promised land and by god we will !

I'm on my camel now looking for my promised land!

YALLA !!!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

13teen!

On my 13th birthday I decided to do something which would leave a mark on the world.
I was not smart enough to get into Harvard,I was not stupid enough to climb machu picchu and so i did what an friend always told me “those who can,DO! Those who can’t,write books!!!)I knew the category I belonged to.
I went up to my teacher and expressed my intentions,my ever diplomatic teacher,NEVER let diplomacy come between her and me,she said I was the biggest idiot in 6th grade and it would take me 30 years to finish the book..She also said “Do your homework on time first”…Well she was right ,its been almost fifteen years and im still figuring out the foreword !
I think forewords are an utter waste of printing ink and add gives nonsensical details about the author which we couldNT care less about!!
Why did I write a foreword? Well,95 % of book readers like to read the foreword,that is about 1.8 BILLION people ,who love to read about about another man/womans life.
Hope you enjoyed reading it !!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Leh ! DAY 1

After many grueling hours at IGI,it was finally time for us to board the flight to LEH!

The aircraft flew over beautiful snow capped mountains,It was the gateway to paradise and i was eagerly waiting to see "Shangri-La" !
As we approached closer to leh, the aircraft swerved to the left and right, for a minute i was confused if i was in an auto in Mylapore tank or in an Aircraft, I wasnt sure if the pilot said we were descending or we were shot down, alas,it was the former and we safely landed in the beautiful airport which was approximately the size of the Ball room at the Taj. The moment we landed i was hungry and wanted momos, apparently even the ladharkis did not eat momos for breakfast,which i assumed they did for some strange reason. We hired a cab and went to our hotel and we met up with Ms.Amita Leh,one of the best hosts and *boot camp instructor i have ever met (*Tsemo palace hike).

We had breakfast and retired to our rooms to get "acclimatized"to the weather.The room was beautiful, had a tiny little bed(really tiny) and side table and a nice clean restroom.
We were trying to figure out if any of us had AMS (Acute mountain sickness)
-is an illness that can affect mountain climbers, hikers, skiers, or at high altitude (typically above 8,000 feet or 2,400 meters).

I was none of the above,i was boy from the plains air dropped into the mountains!!!!
The world calls it ACUTE MOUNTAIN SICKNESS but we Tamilians call it
"Afterall mountain sickness".

Finally we woke up by 3 30 pm and went for a stroll and had lunch and lamayuru a popular local restaurant. I had some lovely momos and black tea and some and curry and chicken and a lot of other stuff. We went for a another stroll and went back to our hotel and Slept. That was day one and more blogs coming up soon.

this blog is completely incoherent and i hope to make corrections when i log in next time, the info on the page are true!

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Mon Petit Choux!

Mon Petit Choux!

Strophe

Life draws its own map,we jus walk on the dotted lines.We stop,stare,Pause,run,Jog but NEVER in the opposite direction..never !


Antistrophe

Im confused,the fire was staring at me, It was reading my mind, not helping my heavy heart in anyway,sins and more sins "My mind's distracted and diffused,My thoughts are many miles away"
They lie with you when you're asleep and kiss you when you start your day :(!

Epode

Jus as the song goes "Preserve your memories, they're all that's left you!"

An ode to what happened,what must not have happened and what MIGHT HAVE BEEN!

Friday, January 09, 2009

Page 473

The old familiar roads,the rains,the cobble stone pathways,noise,smoke,music and of course the sun!!
Ingredients needed to complete a day,the familiar sights and sounds,so strange they look and sound,incoherent thoughts
flooding the brain,familiar songs that sound strange,ideas gettin filtered out even before they come,
feels like sand on the beach,nice to step on,difficult to step out,tiny particles that irritate the daylights outta you !!!
Too Difficult to walk barefoot,but u have to go on!!
nothin makes sense.
A halo from nowhere takes u to strange high's a feeling that cannot be written or spoken about.prey or predator?
Strange noises from inside,where will they go?they Keep coming,hold my hands lets cross this together.
The Elusive Bed,the elusive dream,a fairy godmother waitin to hold your hand,a weary traveler who knows not his destination or destiny.
Strange...but true.

Dairy of an Insomniac Pg 473

Saturday, November 04, 2006

noir ou blanc ????

I wrote this for someone,it no longer has any value or sentiment or meaning to it.

I just feel good when i read it,

I remember writing this when i was in LOVE and was SOBER:),

Its my best work till DATE:)
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She exhale's the universe upon her lungs,

She wake's the angels with the stroke of love…

She's wordworths' Lucy….

Keats' Fanny

Napoleons' Josephine...

Le petit Chou de Mon roi...;)
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Friday, November 03, 2006

Kickin Down the Cobble Stone...

Its one of those rare rainY days here…
Im feeling lonely and cold, I wish you were here, right next to me, loving me.
I can feel your kisses going on my neck, holding you tight, your eyes looking into mine…

I can feel the whispers in the room, the smell of perfume in the air and candles laid out on
the floor., I feel intently passionate…

The clouds are thick; the rain heavy, its been raining all evening...my room becomes our own little kingdom.
A carefree paradise, where love is in the air, a world where everything is possible as our bodies become one. Our souls come together..

Passion filled hearts and dreams OUR dreams….

Drops of water from the clouds, fall like drops of love on us...

I wish I could kiss you..right here.
Your lips on mine.... we cruise down the highway of love……..
I wish it never ends, this dream of mine.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

120 miles per hour

"The love you make is equal to the love you take, but it doesn't always come back at you from the same source.".....

I ran as fast as i could and sat in my car,i buckled up,I didn't even have time to pant.

I could barely clutch on to my keys,my hands were trembling,i managed to turn my car on.I had no time to think,i stepped on the pedal,she roared,I did not look back,i sped into the horizon,too scared to turn back,I wished she would jus take off,my car was my soulmate,she's witnessed many of my moods,what i'd do without her?!

After driving mindlessly for 90 mins i stopped,i turned around,there was nothing.

I realised i was running from my past,my past coouldn't catch up with me,but i know i can't keep it away for long,i heard a voice say in the evilest of tones

"you can run,but you can't hide boy!!!"

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Ive Smoked weed,Ive tried pot,ive been stoned and i LOVE whiskey on the Rocks..

I love grass,I mow my lawn every week.

I've tried the best of cheese,seen my share of sleaze,

Im charming when i ought to be and most often witty when i ought not to be.

I know my wine and my vices well,ive seen Peaks and ive seen troughs,

I've built castles on my peaks and dug tunnels in my troughs,

Im not a pagan,im not a beast,im a comman man.. i am ME!!

Aham Brahmasmi

**aham Brahmasmi:"I am God." Famous phrase often repeated in the Upanishads. In this ecstatic statement of enlightenment, "I" does not refer to the individuality or outer nature, but to the essence of the soul which is ever identical to God the Supreme Being.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Star Spangled Tiranga!!!


I like Indians,I like Americans.... But When it comes to Indian Americans,Hmmm!!!!

I met this Guy the other day,He was about 35+ Born and Brought Up in Not So singara Chennai,He's Been in the US for About 12 Plus years....I noticed a remarkable Change in the Attitude and accent of this guy!!Here are a few examples of How these "Wannabe" Peeps make a total JACKASS of themselves!!!

My Aunt came up to me the other day,She this
"IM TOTALLY AMERICAN,But indian by birth types"who drinks
"DOUBLE BAWILED wadder"(Double boild water)...
She came up to me and and very innocently asked me,"where's mount road? I forgot where it is,is it still there?
"This is when the Blood pressure in my body jus RISES,all the way to the sun"
Well,It in the same place for the last 45 frickin YEARS!!! We jus change names every year,We BUILD new roads once in five years before the elections!! She forgot where mount road is!! Sheeessh People!!"

I met this other freak..I had a MEEDING(MEETING) with him,I was late!! He called me on my cell phone ,this is how it went.

He said " Doood,Im Waiting in the Laaby "

"Wtf is a LAABY man?!"

He said "Laaby as L.O.B.B.Y"..

I forgt the wannabe flu caught him!! Americans might call it Laaaby ..we dont do that here brother!

Freak # 3 :"DO you think i can get a Kaaal cab here "
"a CALL CAB?!?!"

"jEEEZZZ one more Freak show! "

"we get these YELLOW CABS in New York City! "
"We have these YELLOW AUTOS in chennai CITY!!,U bloody freak "

MAn these PEOPLE JUS GET ON MY B@L#S ..AHHHHHH!!!!!

Monday, March 20, 2006

SoUnD Of SiLeNcE

Have you EVER stopped listening to your FAVORITE song,Cause it once was the FAVORITE song of your NOT SO beloved ex gal?!?!

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege"..
Well,im a sentimental superstitious fool... i can't help it!!

"You're an Ars$%&#e!!!" She told me..
My colleague has an uncanny ability of putting me down with finesse.

I realised that i havent listened to a LOT of songs coz i've been stupid.

Here's a List of songs which are on my not so popular list:

1) Turn me on-Kevin Little
2)Unna Vida-Virmandi
3)Ninaithu Ninaithu -7G Rainbow Colony
4)Half Light-Athlete
5)Fuzon-Saawan Beeto
6)Maria-Blondie
7)Ennai Pandhada-Ullam Ketkume...

THese are good songs.. but jus can't Fu%$#^ stand them Anymore.. jus brings back a lot of good Memories,Memories,which shalll always be memories,i dun want a Tsunami of Memories.. i'm very happy with Life right,i got the best of everything a guy could ask for,i'm a whiner,but iu have nuthing to whine about...

The richness of life lies in memories we have forgotten....
im bloggin after a long time and i came up with something sooo gay!!!

No offense to the "GAY PEOPLE"im sure you u LIKE what ur DOING!!

Saturday, March 04, 2006

360 Days to Infinity


Hamara Kal..Hamara Aaj..Hamara kal...hamara aaj.

Buland bharat ki .....buland tasveeeerrr............
Hamara BAJAJ.. HAMARA BAJAJ....

Do you remember this advert?! the chetak scooter?!This is one of my all time favorite adverts..

Days when people "WAITED" to watch their favorite Adverts.

I decided to write about this after i saw this big hoarding on the road for the new ford fiesta it read :THEY CAME THEY SAW..they went fida!!!

What the hell is FIDA?!"I came, I saw, I conquered." wasnt that a line by Julius Cesar?!?!Made in abt 47 bc?!?!?This is not repacking those lines! this is a rip off!!! a cheap rip off?!?! the people at the company had to rip off a line from Julius cesar?! and the boss approved it!!

Maybe this is how it goes... A big carmaker gives u whopping deal... u hire a few Nincompoops,spend loads of dosh on them,get a big star in the advert..surf the internet..steal lines from great peeps..Add words like "FIDA"to it and Actually SHOW it to ur boss..who approves it!! way to go !!!
Buland Bharat ki buland tasveer, Hamara Bajaj. then the new ad which featured all the bikes from the bajaj stable ,the bikes avoid running over the rangoli!!!An Advert in which a man gives lift to an old lady at a bus stop,when there's a HOT gal standing there..Adverts like these are not great concepts..simple day to day things packaged well... and these adverts make u feel good at times :).
There was this advert Cadburys i think, ONE ball,Six runs and the batsman scroes and his wife runs into the fld,dodging the guard,and goes on her knees,and this guys covers his face in embarassment...And the line goes "Kya Swaad hai...Zindagi kaaa".. and another unforgatble ad i like is the Moods Condom ad... The Ye Kya Hua song! Wow.. Its so difficult to sell a condom ad in india,and its even to difficult to sell it with SOME erotic scenes.. but this was a a soopar job done by i dont know who..but Hats off to that team!!




PS:Before i go,i saw this poster,this was a poster by a leading condom manufacturer this is what it read
If you are a user of our competitor's products
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY :)

Saturday, February 25, 2006

B.E.E.R

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a Bottle!
~ Dave Howell

Beer,Bier,bière,μπύρα,birra....
Asterixs' Magic Potion,
The Secret Ingredient in Popye's Spinach :P

Beer, the common man's cabernet Sauvignon.....

I love this drink and wanna write about it... but i kinda have writers block...

I need beer to write about beer.... CHEERS..time out!!!

Ill write more,my ideas are just brewing!!!



Obituary











What else should I beAll apologies.What else could I say?!?!


Hey i'm sorry i dint mean to Hurt you or be rude this morning,

its jus that people and priorities in my life have changed and since u dont fit in either of those categories and the fact that i dontl love you and the fact that i am trying to move on and the fact that WE WILL NEVER happen again is a little too Mind boggling.. I KNOW SHIT HAPPENS!!Thats why i said im feeling very uncomfortable to talk to you.. either we were in love or we had "convienient" Relationship..i dunno..that bothers the shit outta me.. i wanna avoid all that.
Im doing this for us..LOL!!!

Las palabras salen cuando entra el vino...now Consigamos acostar !!!

Friday, January 20, 2006

ThE nIgHt AfTeR



Whiskey the elixer of Christmas cheer!!!! The Magic potion when consumed from a crystal glass puts a glow in a man’s heart… the Divine Nectar that makes you feel like god!!!

Whiskey takes you back in time…turns your world into a black and white photograph…. Bringing back those romantic moments that you’d thought would stay on for ever, but were over when her cell phone rang, and her ol man’s number flashed on the screen…

Hmmm…a time of innocence can see the past and ur future thru a glass of Whiskey..

The folks are here… all set to play. The ROOM filled with the usual Saturday night hordes…. sometimes as bad as the hordes of the Great Genghis Khan…

The flavor of the peat..and the spirit gets you inebriated…slowly…jus the way it has to be.
You dance.ur body sways with the music,whisky brings out the best in every man!!!
Pleasantly drunk now.A few drinks away from barfing ….
The music suddenly sounds better………louder… faster…

The room is filled with people..who move like you..u can see em all there ,wannabes..Potheads and drunks swoon. The biggest drunk croons with the music..(Whiskey dsnt make ppl do that) .

The morning after, it looks like a battlefield, GALLIPOLLI revisited, Neanderthal caves looked better im sure…Bar stools shaken…but not stirred… Men an women huddled up in corners..
Men with women whose names im sure, slipped with the night…

Time to get home now… I need black tea..
This blog is dedicated to Ms.Pooja Ashok ...Cheers to you Ma'am!!!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Looking Out the Window..

She’s sitting on the street and watching our feet

She wants to be a star, she wants a flashy cars…
She's so happy nobody really knows her,
Her chances of becoming a star are really dim

I see her everyday…. everyday in the morning
And now it’s raining without no warning….

I ran out to see her…it was still pouring,
I guess she’s gone…. To someplace far away,
I ran all over… all over asking everyone…

Then the rain stopped I looked into the shops,
I saw this girl and she was there,sipping her coffee or whatever she had...
My Guardian Angel...
REST IN PEACE.....

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Jai Hind



PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN,BUT NOT VERY PROUD OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE COUNTRY...


There was a Bomb Hoax in the INDIAN Parliament today,these Hoaxes are getting a bit outta hand,but the Bright side is,India's Chances of winning a GOLD Medal in the 2008 OLYMPICS jus went from Minus 1.2 Billion to 100...After the bomb Hoax.. u shud have seen em parliamentarians RUN... they set record time!!! Some of them were faster than FLO jo and PT USHA.... yep,they are being considered for the Arjuna award...Maybe this is what they call "A RUN FOR THE MONEY THEY SWINDLED??"..

Another Intresting story..

The Lower house had a DEBATE on the NATWAR issue,An Isssue Most of the Indians Give a damn about!!!

Attendance in the Lower House for this ISSUE :100 PERCENT.

Storms in Tamil Nadu,Hundred's Homeless,water everywhere,
Flooded Streets,No Electricity in most of the cities,Literally left the state Devastated...

Attendance in Parliament for this ISSUE: 20 PERCENT.

A TRIP TO THE TAJ MAHAL :Rs 15,000

A TRIP TO THE POLLING BOOTH AND VOTING FOR THE MOST CORRUPT CONTESTANT TO THE INDIAN LOWER HOUSE :Rs 250 CRORES APPROX.

REGRETTING THAT DECISION FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS:PRICELESS

THERE ARE SOME MOMENTS THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY,FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S ......


Mera Bharath Mahan

Jai Hind..