Sunday, December 18, 2005

Jai Hind



PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN,BUT NOT VERY PROUD OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE COUNTRY...


There was a Bomb Hoax in the INDIAN Parliament today,these Hoaxes are getting a bit outta hand,but the Bright side is,India's Chances of winning a GOLD Medal in the 2008 OLYMPICS jus went from Minus 1.2 Billion to 100...After the bomb Hoax.. u shud have seen em parliamentarians RUN... they set record time!!! Some of them were faster than FLO jo and PT USHA.... yep,they are being considered for the Arjuna award...Maybe this is what they call "A RUN FOR THE MONEY THEY SWINDLED??"..

Another Intresting story..

The Lower house had a DEBATE on the NATWAR issue,An Isssue Most of the Indians Give a damn about!!!

Attendance in the Lower House for this ISSUE :100 PERCENT.

Storms in Tamil Nadu,Hundred's Homeless,water everywhere,
Flooded Streets,No Electricity in most of the cities,Literally left the state Devastated...

Attendance in Parliament for this ISSUE: 20 PERCENT.

A TRIP TO THE TAJ MAHAL :Rs 15,000

A TRIP TO THE POLLING BOOTH AND VOTING FOR THE MOST CORRUPT CONTESTANT TO THE INDIAN LOWER HOUSE :Rs 250 CRORES APPROX.

REGRETTING THAT DECISION FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS:PRICELESS

THERE ARE SOME MOMENTS THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY,FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE'S ......


Mera Bharath Mahan

Jai Hind..

2 comments:

Deepak said...

Friggin Funny dude.. I seriously reckon you should start up a saratorical editorial or something ...
the last piece was defn. a Abhyshek masterpieces.. LOL

Anonymous said...

Dude, I am not much of a hindi person.. but shouldnt it be
'Mera Bharath Mahan hai'?

I want to say something different ' Mahan Bharath Mera hai'

Vande Mataram!