HAPPY HOURS :
HOW DRUNK HAVE YOU BEEN?

Buzzed: is after a few ounces of alcohol or a few bottles of beer, when you can FEEL the alcohol in ur veins, and when you can drive reasonably well, when you can remember your mobile number and when u can still use the indicator a viper controls with getting confused…

Inebriated: this is when my FEELING starts to get GOOOODDD, i tend to be nice to people my driving skills go from bad to worse and at this is the point I handover my keys next most sober person…. your judgments are clouded and when you think your Ex Gf is a DOLL!!
(Though this changes quickly).

Drunk: this is when I start thinking if sly stallone can drive a race car on a freeway (driven), I can drive a normal car after a few rounds of whiskey! This is the time when the most boring person in the group sounds interesting, this is the time when profanity is WORD of the day!

Fuc**d in Two: This is when, my super human skills come to the fore, im all set,
With Underwear on my pants, spiderweb on my hands, the bat mobile ready and waiting for me. And at this point im confused, I don’t know I should crawl, fly or drive,
I feel invincible, and no one can stop me, not the police, not the army NOT EVEN MY MOTHER!!
A point where I see no LIGHT, NO TOYOTA' QUALIS intercepters with fat pot bellied sleepy policemen standing around it, NO SPEED SIGNS,zebra crossings or rabid dogs running across the road... its jus ME at the wheel....
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IM SAYING, I don’t even know if im saying something!!

Abhisheked: THE NIRVANA stage on the Drunk scale…
A stage when I when I cant find my car keys, it takes me 20 mins to turn on the computer, the time when I want to call my ex Gf for all the wrong reasons.

The Other Things i can do :

*Make loud, obnoxious noises and brag about my achievements..

*Start fights with small UN armed people.

*Claim I can do things, which when sober I cant even explain.

*Get angry with my house keys cause they won't open the door..

*Throw the damn keys away….

*Spend the next 90 mins searching for those damned keys..

*Have long conversations over unimportant topics, topics I would give a shit about when I was sober…

BLACK OUT!!!